The Sticks

I received this in the mail while i was in China:
10 Year Reunion
Saturday, October 22, 2005 -- Mission Inn, Riverside, CA

Riverside? Are you kidding me? Hmm. Perhaps i'll try again in ten more years, when y'all have this someplace closer to the bright center of the universe, like downtown LA, Pasadena, or heck, even San Dimas.

(no offense intended to my friends in Riverside)