ESPN.com - NCF - Miller: Split personality

Cal eager to prove itself -- again
"Is it Berkeley or California? Depends."

Berkeley is a philosophy class with John Searle, an economics seminar with George Akerlof or a protest march led by students with Noam Chomsky readers tucked in their hemp backpack."

California, on the other hand, is a burgeoning Pac-10 powerhouse, the No. 7 ranked football team in the land and the best purveyor of butt whippings in Division I-A."

He left out: "both versions of the school are overrun with engineering majors who have no interest at all in college football."

I find it hilarious that Cal has a nationally ranked football team this year. This doesn't make me call for their abolition any less strenuously. Once Cal stops throwing money down the NCAA sports black hole, i'll start throwing money down the UC system black hole.